This might be the best thing that’s ever happened in the history of famous-people hair: Just when we figured the whole Internet would spend the rest of today imploding itself over the new platinum blond hair Kim Kardashian debuted at Paris Fashion Week, Jared Leto came along and completely one-upped her. Here he is rolling into the Balmain show with his new short haircut bleached to hot perfection.


Oh, but wait, now here he is chillin’ front row with Kim Kardashian herself.


Either these two planned this epic stunt, or she’s reaaaaaaal annoyed right now. I suspect the former, because the Kardashians are PR wizards and could never let a situation like this happen simply by accident. (Meanwhile: photo-bomb trophy for the smiley guy over Jared’s shoulder.)

All I have to say about this development is YES. Jared, I have never, ever been more in love with you. Not even when you were Jordan on My So Called Life. And that is saying a lot. It’s not so much that I love your platinum hair; I just love you for all the attention you’re stealing from Kim (sorry not sorry).

What do you think of Jared Leto going full Karl Lagerfeld on us for Paris Fashion Week? Did any of you prefer him with the Jesus hair/beard? I cannot wait for him to get those glasses off and show us the full effect.